... barely a year old and already scheduled for the trash heap. When did this happen? When did my phone become a wild opposum ? (They have a one year life span, look it up!)  This is the first phone I have ever owned that outlived its hype. ... Eclair being dog slow on the G1. Up – Learning the the life span of a wild opposum is 1 to 2 years. (Ya, “up’s” have been getting harder ...

... theme at Y-3, this net-resembling mesh dress especially. Though it may lead more people to expect me to be more useful and fun in a game of catch than a visually impaired opposum, I guess I can't help but want a little sportswear in my closet right about now. But I shall not give in, Sports. I will continue to dislike you and steer clear of any of your fans, who seem to still not realize that ...

... . I accidently helped spread canine distemper through a huge population of raccoons. I sobbed relentlessly and almost quit my job when I released staggering raccoon babies that I knew would die. I chased an opposum mother through the woods to re-attach a baby she had dropped. I made my best friend say she loved me, when she first discovered her bi-sexuality, knowing that I was the first person ...

... of the mirror. I should probably make him his own gown. It would be his favorite Christmas present. Josh was late getting back from checking his traps, which of course means that he got something. It was the smallest opposum known to mankind and still considered an adult, and completely deemed throw-out-able by the trapping guru the boys rushed it to this evening to show it off. I'm proud ...

... the tail and threw them into the yard, accompanied by the sound of what can only be called chickens screaming. Trying to remove them from the coop in the dark, I was fearful of getting bitten by the young opposum hiding in the corner. Rabies shots are not on my Christmas list. It was later than normal chore time, having returned from a wonderful dinner at my sister's house two hours away. I ...

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