... talk incessantly about themselves and how funny it is to witness someone falling over in the mud. She makes me laugh, and we were hysterical cause a guy had a dog in his bag! X__O Right.. Overheard.. -- Wouldn't you get AIDs from that? -- I got some on Sunday so have it in your fucking face! -- Wanna know the best thing about Joel? His sister's fit. -- Don't make me spit on you! -- ...

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I subscribe to this really funny blog called Overheard in PDX. It posts random, and often weird, conversations that people overhear when they are out in Portland. Yesterday, I overheard one that I could add too! Two teenage guys were on the MAX (metro) and they were sitting near the center of the bus which can bend to get around corners.Guy #1: This one time, I was like sitting on this middle ...

Overheard opens with three men breaking in to an office at night. They set up surveillance equipment, tap the phones and bug key rooms. Industrial espionage? Criminal ... international stage with their Infernal Affairs trilogy, marking them as rising masters of the crime genre. Overheard is a noble attempt at continuing that trend yet the sincerity behind their effort and their belief that financial ...

I was on the T train, heading downtown the other day to meet an old high school friend. On the train I overheard the following awesomeness: Girl 1: Can you still get STDs when you are on the pill? Girl 2: No, I don’t think so. Girl 1: Oh good. Tagged: Funny, Hilarious, Humor, Muni, Overheard, Quote, San Francisco, Sluts, Subway, Train

Recently Overheard Zinabu, Mr. Popular, has had 3 birthday parties to attend in one week. I'm considering hiring him a personal assistant to keep up with all his comings and goings, not to mention making sure he doesn't wear the same thing twice to all these gatherings (sarcasm, people). I was driving to the store--again--to buy a birthday present--again--and I said offhand, "I'm ...