Back in March, comedian Patton Oswalt had some fantastically expletive-filled words for "Watchmen ... 39;s fine. But I just got so, I guess, depressed," said Oswalt. "I am a big comic book fan ... point out. Have any opinion that you want. Don't go off about it before you've seen it." What do you think about Oswalt's comments? Let us know in the comment section or on Twitter ...

... Balls is mildly radioactive. At this point, we tear off after Patton Oswalt. We find him just down the street, desperately trying to start ... marketing agent ever since his "Still Feeling Kinda Patton" comedy album tanked and his label ... 30-second trailer of Ben Affleck getting dismembered. We let Patton go, but still got his autograph because that bastard is funny. At this point, I woke ...

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In true Patton Oswalt fashion, Christmas is a time for reflecting on the banality (and startling non-Christian-ness) of ... God surely hates with a fiery passion, but that He somehow manages to allow to exist. Oswalt does a hilarious routine about the song, and just in time for the holidays, an expert cartoon set to Oswalt's jokes is making the rounds. It's unclear if this thing was intended ...

... culture brain cave like a Centurion slug. To celebrate this achievement, Patton Oswalt has donned a Wiseauian wig in a new vid of spoof- ... cameo. Hint: “Oh, hi Don Draper!” Is it to our benefit that Oswalt didn’t go the prolonged distance and recreate some rose-petal accented ... The Pig Man starring Jessica Alba. Months before Oswalt, David Cross was rocking the wig in tribute. In ...

Most people know Patton Oswalt as the rat in the Pixar film Ratatouille or from King of Queens, but he’s also a comedian. His best known sketch is probably his KFC bowl sketch. I saw Patton perform in Red Bank New Jersey last month, and ... for work, not safe for kids, lewd and offensive (but I think that’s why I like it): Bonus! Patton also does a rant about the Chipmunk Song:

Stand up comedian Patton Oswalt talks about how the song ‘Christmas Shoes’ is really the most twisted, disturbing holiday song out there. If you like the song, prepare to be offended. Wow. Things were going so well and were really funny… Then things went downhill in a hurry at the end. It’s amazing what a tiny shift in perspective can do to even ...

... I hate holidays and Christmas is probably my least favorite so let’s all wallow in the holiday unpleasantness by watching this kick ass video someone made of an awesome Patton Oswalt bit. By the way, I’m drunk, bitter, and full of hate, but didn’t figure this quite deserved a Drunken Post heading. Deal. Meh.

Do you have monies from things you should not have done to get the monies that you have now? At about the 2:00 mark your mind will be blown to bits by SYNERGY. "Patton Oswalt Parodies The Room / Tommy Wiseau" was originally posted by Phil Nelson on Extra Future. All rights are reserved by the author.

Is Christmas music driving you to going all Mrs. Woods with a golf club on a Walmart yet? Funny or Die has an animated version of Patton Oswalt’s critique of the Christmas cheesefest that is the song Christmas Shoes, and it’s hilarious (and has NSFW language.) Related posts:Cute cats at Christmas: Funny compilationMissing shoes in ...

... of Dr. Katz: Professional Therapist (maybe the funniest show ever). So I dug out my DVDs of the complete Dr Katz ("Pirate!") and watched his segments, which were funny enough that I started hunting for Patton Oswald routines on YouTube and found this excellent one about George Lucas, which I thought you guys would like. (It's not even a real video clip; just audio, but it's ...

Fool 'em with the Sky Cake, Patton Oswalt. VERY UNHAPPTPY MR. BUNNERBY BUNNY HAZ SAD SNIFFLEWIFFLES IN THE RAIN AT THE HELL REGISTRAR ULTRA-DEATH QUEUE: *"Africa" by... Toto *"Proud Mary" by... Creedence Clearwater Revival *"Cake and Sodomy" by... Marilyn Manson *"Come Down Softly to My Soul" by... ...

This is a hilarious bit from Patton Oswalt's new DVD about interrupting orgy. It's very crude, so be warned. It's not for the easily offended. It may not even be for the difficult to offend. So if you're bothered by it, don't bother leaving a comment about how offended you were because you were warned and you chose to watch it. Read the rest ...

Wait, is that really how Tommy Wiseau makes his film(s)? As money-laundering scheme(s)? I guess that would make sense. Although I am not sure how the money gets laundered. It starts out as drug money, and then 10 years later some of it comes back in the form of a Neighborhoodies t-shirt or something? I'm sure that fluke midnight-screening cult classic revenues were built into the business ...

As this is written, we are hours away from Thanksgiving. And with Thanksgiving comes Christmas. And to get you into the Christmas spirit, comes an animated video set to a bit by Patton Oswalt about the most horrible holiday song of all time…“Christmas Shoes”. If you’re working today, this most likely is your Friday, so click play, and chuckle away in your cube.