I have received a few comments recently from folks wondering when the next Plain Brown Wrappers is going to be posted. Well... good things usually come to those who wait, and I'm sure that most of you will agree that today's post is of the highest caliber. Let me first get you up to speed on a couple of ...

... kettle? You don’t just like copper kettles, but consider them among your favorite things? Brown paper packages tied up with strings These are a few of my favorite things All right, this I understand. Some of my favorite things come delivered in plain brown wrappers, too. Cream colored ponies and crisp apple strudels All right, I’ll accept it. It’s pretty obvious by this ...

... controlled - catering to a corrupt mind is easy. Fifty years ago the lives of miserable people would only have been viewed in dusty textbooks on aberrant lifestyles, or sold under the counter in plain brown wrappers - today such lives are mainstream news and entertainment, emmy winning drama. Years ago, where folks would turn away ...

... also a moment when that hideous face poking out of the collar of a plain, brown business suit struck me as so funny that ... bad skin, the eyes pushed too close together, the receding brown hairline, and the deep jowls were all familiar. The wide smile, ... : broken bones litter the ground like candy wrappers. The bones. Mort had to be putting them somewhere. I turned, my flashlight tracing ...

... a Privileged People, and Mother Earth News/Grit, and Colin Beavan's No Impact Man. Joel Salatin's You Can Farm came this week. They should all come in plain brown paper wrappers, unmarked, silently hand-delivered by someone wearing a hat and mask.I got the church hooked up with a bulk food distributing company specializing in natural and ...

... dance groups have been around forever -- so to argue that music videos somehow allowed groups through that wouldn't have survived if all albums had all come in plain brown paper wrappers seems kinda short-sighted. All that being said, music videos can take a good song (or more specifically, a song that fans of a certain genre really like) ...