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... open source software project.
Consider these true facts about the platypus:
it’s a mammal, yet…
it has a webbed feet
... misunderestimated.
You can count on the cool-n-quiet platypus to help reduce energy bills in the summer.
Consider the early- ... elderly loved ones.
And never, but never allow the dreaded sister-seducing platypus into your home.
A “platypussary” is where one ...
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... -laying mammals, only your left one ever fully develops. Why? Because you're a platypus, that's why. You also get two uteruses, though presumably, the right one is pretty much useless.
You produce milk, like ... in little grooves in your skin, so your little one can lap it up.
And if you're a very nice platypus, someday genetic research on you, you lovable weirdo, may save some human ...
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... several hours yesterday making The Boy’s Perry the Platypus costume. My twitter friends will recall my desperate search ... hoodie sweatshirt, which I never did find, so I made one out of fleece. The platypus tail (made of fleece, and quilted!) is the crowning touch, ... you’d like to follow along:
Related posts:The Perry The Platypus CostumeKids Halloween Costume Ideas: How to make a ...
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Way back when, I asked readers for animal story suggestions. In response to reader Lynn’s request, I present the following tale of struggle, determination, and death metal.
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PENELOPE THE PLATYPUS AND HER DEATH ROCK BAND
There had never been a better time to be a platypus in a death metal band.
Of course, no platypus had ever been in a
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Ah, the platypus. Waddling along at the very pinnacle of evolution, sharing that exalted summit with the likes of Brangelina and Moose's Tooth Fairweather IPA. Also, taking up space in ... you either have to pack it in or find some clean snow. We're here to argue for packing it in.
The beauty of the Platypus one gallon water tank is that you can pull it in the pig up to camp two, and then ...
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This post marks a full fifty literary musings here at "The Platypus of Truth." Since this all started with a wave of nostalgia, it seems apropriate to turn to a book that I read in tenth grade and just finished teaching to my tenth graders: "A Separate Peace."
I attended a New England prep-School, though nothing near as fancy as Philips-Exeter. When I first read this book, ...
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