... all of her senses as well. Scott is opening his eyes just as Adrian is in the process of ripping out hers. Pluggers, 11/2/09 Thank goodness, the plugopalypse has been averted! Unfortunately the use of ... ;snail mail” will only cause further problems for our overburdened postal system, as the official Pluggers P.O. box becomes encrusted with slime from all the actual snails mailed in by ...

... They'd melted and fused with the wax paper and/or they were rock hard. Anyways, what sets Pluggers apart from the rest of us? Chocolate - except for baking chocolate - isn't meant to last. It's for eating. But no, this is supposed to suggest that Pluggers eat a lot, especially the ladies, ya know what I mean? Ha ha ha. Isn't it HILARIOUS? ...

... girlfriend done up as "Love Is..."-esque characters the visual representation of how bad my day has been so far. Pluggers, 11/5/09 Today, "Pluggers" subtly makes the claim that Adam and Eve were Pluggers, meaning that creationists believe that everyone is a Plugger. Also, what the heck is up with her right foot? Is she lifting it up, or did it ...

... would you rather I continue to get fake comments that just disappoint my soul and are sometimes creepy? So suck it. Here's some Pluggers to make us all feel better about our lives: Pluggers are so broke, they're going to try and bring back a barter economy! "I know it is only 79 cents for that ridiculous/sad "crispy potato"/ranch dressing ...

... of the music industry. (Note to media commentators – radio people are much smarter than you often give them credit for). The good radio stations have always acted as curators. What musos and pluggers deride as being heavy-handed playlist controls is curation that our listeners value. Some stations are more curated than others, but the principle is that rather than throwing people into a ...

... does that say about you, grown up? Hey, Speaking of Inappropriate Children's Television and, for that matter, effective uses of profanity, I know of a little comedy show this weekend that you might be interested. THAT'S RIGHT, MOTHER PLUGGERS!!! Come see Mrs. Gruber. She'll treat you right. **ADDED BONUS** Check out this insane video of sportsmanship gone horribly horribly wrong.