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... stiff, stumbling over her lines, and the Mad Men jokes provided by the cast (including Fred Armisen, ... Kelly and is subjected to about 8 million fart jokes. I'm only putting this sketch up to demonstrate that while Jones ... wander across the stage terrified, clinging to fart and poop jokes as best she could, and overall, it was just painful. Of course, this could also be tied to the hosting skills ...
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... must be “white lions” at the zoo. There weren’t:
He also took a “safari park” bus ride that allowed visitors to feed lions, tigers, and bears. Jokes were made about the unenthusiastic tour guide and the fact that the tour only included three types of animals:
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... couch and assumes the position, as it were. As I go to take off his diaper he starts laughing. Then, in a high pitched voice that was clearly an imitation of my voice he says, "You're not stinky!" And sure enough, I opened his diaper and there was no sign of poop anywhere. Oh, how he laughed. He was so pleased with himself and his little joke. I have to admit, it was pretty funny.
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... on parents: spending time with babies and dirty diapers makes parents act like children and make poop jokes that only they think are funny. I was reminded of this when my dog licked my cheek ... scouring my face.
Some of you already knew that I have a dog that loves to eat poop, but that story was to get the rest of you up to date. That wasn't the most disgusting thing ever.
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... learn how to be a father very quickly. It may have twice the fathers and twice the kids, but it has half the jokes and none of the heart. Instead of The Rock as a football player, we have Williams (the boring numbers guy ... rictus that makes him smile like the Joker! Plus many, crotch hits and poop jokes! And many jokes about how Dan and Charlie are mistaken for the kids' grandfathers! And ...
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... and making assumptions about foreigners, even if the message sometimes gets lost in the child pornography and poop jokes.
Bruno, however, was a different animal entirely. Whereas I got Borat and kind of understood the message ... up the ladder of comedy, opening for Simmons on tour and writing jokes for him, but sometimes getting too close of a look at the darker side of Simmons’ life. There ...
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... it from a library)
Comedy-horror, usually styling more towards penis and poop jokes with monsters, but developing some quality Nightmare Fuel when it pulls things together towards the end.
John and Dave can see things ... insert sanity.
The comedy also involves gross-out and shock, what with the penises and poop. John and Dave write Cracked.com, so this may not shock you. Some ...
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... but for the most part, Year One is a collection of bodily fluids and sex jokes, which I stopped finding funny on their own as soon as I turned twelve. There's a scene where ... as the straight man of the duo.
There was nothing to take away from this collection of prehistoric and biblical gags and poop jokes, and when the finale started it just so happened to fall into the formula of every other ...
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... , but the motifs are starting to look a little too familiar from film to film). The adult jokes tend to hit their mark while the Roald Dahl inspired plot is pretty ... Suicide, death, depression, alcoholism, and obesity haunt the movie. But they also make poop jokes. Like the other two in-betweeny films, Mary and Max is not an “adult film.” There is no swearing, nudity, violence, etc., and ...
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... the family most like me in terms of sense of humor (though my mother-in-law does have a very twisted sense of humor...she just feels bad about laughing at poop jokes and Carny folks). Many of my brother-in-law's friends rely strictly on shock value for their jokes. During the "meal", my BIL got a text message from his friend Marcello that my ...
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... people and they think he's an alien! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! The height of ribaldry!
What to expect: An important lesson about how people are mostly the same, despite appearances, etc., etc. Also, poop jokes.
November 25
The Fantastic Mr. Fox
What it's about: Fox Reed Richards takes his best friend, his girlfriend and her brother into space for ...
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... find at Target. I predict less than 3 inches total this winter. You can thank me later, Mid-Ohio Valley.
(2) Poop jokes never get old -- I have been trying to prepare Eleanor for the idea that the Harry Potter books are going to get scarier and that the movies are going to get much scarier. Riding in the car the other day, I announced, "Movie ...
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Full disclosure: the first nine minutes datamined The Case For Mars so thoroughly and carefully that I would have given this episode a positive review if all the characters had circled round a campfire and told poop jokes for the next 51 minutes. Take this with a grain of salt.
So yeah, it was a lot of fun. Apart from the Mars ...
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Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire.
PASADENA, Calif. (UPI) -- NASA and the Microsoft Corp. say they've ...
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... terrible and declining taste of one George Lucas. "Stick around. I'm sure Lucas is close to unveiling plans to refilm the classic trilogy.
Now with poop jokes and Jar Jar Binksâ„¢"
No. NO! Don't even go there. I've been scared pretty much shitless over this ever since this let's-refilm-and-gangrape-classics fad caught on at ...
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