Philadelphia Eagles tight end Brent Celek will be the first, and last, NFL player to get away with hawking a rum company. The league has outlawed doing what is known as the “Captain Morgan pose,” ... it goes to prevent end zone celebrations, but I agree with them on this one. This is nothing but a shameless promotional attempt by a company that realizes it would have earned far more in free ...

... blah Mayans, blah blah solar flares, blah blah enough bad science to make Stephen Hawking want to roll his souped-up Lark off a cliff. Curtis daily endures the contempt of all who ... of virtuous black folk saving humanity from corrupt whites (sailing to Africa, no less); the horrendous science; the shameless manipulation of audience emotions through putting kids and little dogs in danger. But first ...

... simply staggering (and the GOP's willingness to blame it all on him is as shameless as it can be convincing to those who know nothing and think less), etc etc. And yet I remain absurdly confident that he is on the right path... ... of approval from The One. And by the way, this is a perfect example of why you've been reduced to hawking self-published coffee table books at The Atlantic.