Breaking News for hockey fans: NHL cancels season, awards Stanley Cup to Barack Hussein Obama (Hockeytown , USA - 10/9/09) In a ... issued the following short statement: "We are pleased to present the 2009-2010 Stanley Cup to President Obama for his innate ability to skate around every issue that comes his way. Forwards, backwards or sideways, his skating ability is second to none." " ...

... are always a fun, active game to play. For one, there are some of these hockey table-games that are near 1000$! Couldn’t believe that but this Stiga NHL Stanley Cup Hockey Table Game provides much better value for your dollar yet has the same quality as set-ups four times the price. The Stiga Stanley Cup Hockey Table is listed at 129$ but for three more hours ...

... drove by and said "Screw Pittsburgh!" When I repeated what the car had screamed out... one of the Pens fans looked at me and said "I couldn't hear him because our Stanley Cup rings are clogging my ears." I smiled at the dude and had the horrible pangs of jealousy fill my body. Goddamn I hope I can use that line one ...

... at Toronto Pearson Airport waiting to board a flight and it occurred to me that Toronto is on a roll, first we won the right to hold the Pan Am games and now after a couple of maple wins, we are well on our way to a Stanley cup parrade! What? You don’t believe that? Well you can bet that you will be hearig lots of comments about Leafs Nation over reacting ...

Amy Henderson, Frontstretch.com: When we talked earlier this year, you had a few races under your belt as a rookie for Germain Racing. Please update us on the season-how is it going? Michael Annett: I think at the beginning, it didn’t start out the way we wanted it to. We had ups and downs. We had some good runs and some ones we’d like to forget! It seems like this summer it started to ...

After Alex Rodriguez helped some team in some sport Leahy cares about win a world title, A-Rod evidently stopped being "the best player in all of American sports who will never win a championship." At least in the eyes of Dan Levy of The Sporting Blog. Levy, a lapsed puckhead from The Great Lockout Purge of 2005, called us today to ask if there were any players in the NHL that would fit ...