Such a nice-perfect-succulent-juicy-mouth-watering-smooth-fleshy piece of crab meat. I slowly peeled it, wanting to get every single piece of shell rid off. I was anticipating the flavor bursting in my mouth. It really was a huge Sri Lankan crab pincer. Sigh.. and i just HAD to drop it as i removed the final few scraps of shell off. ahahahah this is rly just a nonsense post la procrastination @ ...

It’s been about two months since I planted my succulent garden and sprinkled wildflower seeds around it. The seeds have exploded with life, peacefully co-existing with the succulents. Over the next several weeks, more of these wildflower seedlings will be in flower, making for an even more dramatic display. I can’t wait!

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... lucky you get to go to heaven, but if you've lost your papers or your insurance or something you go to hell. Melissa, on freshmen who don't think they should have to do peer critiques: Why should their succulent genius brains be put at the service of their cro-magnon classmates? Beth, on how surprisingly clean all the bawdy stories are in Tom Jones: There's just implied dangly-bits.

UPDATE: THERE ARE NOW 3 HOLIDAY ISSUES OF MY VEGAN FEAST NEWSLETTER AVAILABLE (as of Nov. 16th, 09) OCT/NOV 2004 (This issue also contains my sliceable, meltable vegan cheezes, and puffy vegan omelet.) OCT/NOV/DEC 2007 (This issue also contains my Vegan Salami recipe and gluten-free dessert options.) **NEWLY AVAILABLE!** OCT/NOV/DEC 2006 (This issue contains a colorful vegan Peruvian- ...

Agave -- it's not just for tequila anymore. The nectar from the agave lily may be the ''it'' sweetener of 2010. Sweeter than sugar, this golden liquid is less viscous than honey with the same number calories -- 60 per tablespoon. However, agave is low-glycemic (32 on the glycemic index compared to honey's 58), which means the body converts it more slowly to sugar without ...