At the end of last season, Drake and I took a well-deserved break from our television columnversations (a registered trademark, so hand off). By “well-deserved”, I of course mean “self-indulgent who-gives-a-shit”. With the end of the television season, who cares what was on and whether or not we had something to say about it? I’ll tell you who. Our legion of fans who ...

... his two scripted Outer Limits TOS episodes Soldier and Demon With a Glass Hand, and won. A settlement was reached, and Harlan is now acknowledged in the film’ ... residuals, and recently settled with Paramount Pictures on the matter. For me, the toppings on the Harlan Ellison Hollywood Rebel cake are The Glass Teat and The Other Glass Teat, Harlan’s two collections of scathing essays on ...

... for viewing and sharing this programming through rural WiFi and small-scale sustainable energy production? What if they saw not a glass teat but a forward-looking mirror, which projected a better fed, more fully employed, better educated and happier Afghanistan upon which this war-torn people could model their lives? After so many years ...

... my case, a PS3, because I have a serious weakness for the Grand Theft) to pull down your Netflix queue over the Internet. It's fantastic and awful all at once, in that the timewaste potential from the glass teat just skyrocketed, really. I'm one of those people who can't be bothered to deal with DVRs, because all of ...

... cartoonish villains -- and I mean DC comics from the 1940s; today's comic books have more character depth than conservatives are ever allowed to display on the great glass teat! How long before somebody on Law & Order gets the bright idea to similarly attack Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY, 80%), Sen. John Kyl (R- ...

... be able to borrow from the discount window. At worst, this gets some banksters off the federal teat. It may even significantly ease the current credit crunch. Quote of the day: &# ... that Klein’s factual claim is correct. Idiot. All you need to know about Lane is that he was Stephen Glass’s editor. All you need to know about Klein is that Joe Lieberman finds him bothersome. (But here&# ...

... drops of water continued to gather and fall–on glass and shells, in bowls and bottles, overflowing or always empty, on ... as I scooted him on ahead of me over to the Sunshower. Light shafted down through the glass, glittering off the walls of black sand that lined its path ... at this point. The Earth owed them a living, and a silver teat to suck. And it better be a mighty long dug, ’cause it ...