... ever met me you would know right away that I am NOT) you're always looking for ways to remove dead weight and avoid wind resistance. That's why Scott Dunlap's blog features this necklace made from the discarded toenails of his running buddies. Just one bag of gris-gris and this serious-looking piece of jewelry and you're all ready to mess with someone's juju in a big way, yes? ...

... of double-data pieces: gold and oil; and silver and oil. Prices range from £94 ($158) to £240 (402). What I'd be interested in, however, is a necklace that plots the state of one's relationship--although I'm not too sure what commodity they'd do that one in. Dandruff? Toenail clippings? Hair, perhaps.

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