Bring Out Yer Dead FROM AREWELUMBERJACKS: Another find by James Taranto: Great Moments in Socialized Medicine "An 80-year-old grandmother who doctors identified as terminally ill and left to starve to death has recovered after her outraged daughter intervened," reports London's Times: Hazel Fenton, from East Sussex, is alive nine months after medics ruled she had ...

Last weekend officially kicked off the outside-of-the-house decorating season. I just happened to have the weekend off, the weather was cool but not cold, and it was October. I climbed the ladder to the attic to unearth our stock of orange, black and blood. Our supply of Halloween decorations doubled this year due to a clearance sale last year and very generous in-laws taking advantage of said ...

Pug Panic! The country is going nuts right now, terrified of getting swine flu - Pug (a typo in a text with curry has led to our official designation for the virus - Pug!) People in NYC and Chi were turned away when supplies of the vaccine ran out. Anxious crowds in Fairfax county, VA lined up with camping gear to be certain they got theirs. Women are lying and saying they're pregnant in ...

It is that time of year... Time to freeze yer buns off with Crunchy Chicken and company. We have a small twist on our challenge as we are ... of friends and neighbors with woods, so there is not a lack of this resource and most people are delighted to have you come and take their dead trees away. Last year, you may recall that we made it nearly all the way to December without turning on the furnace. ...

... , this gentleman takes his faith seriously and his bible literally. Too bad he didn't read a chapter further which literally condemns tattoos: Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD. Leviticus 19:28, the one true translation KJV If you are gonna be a biblical literalist, or just hold everyone to the Holiness Code... ...

Dead Confederate - Wrecking Ball View The Review 4 out of 10 OK, so here we have Nirvana re-imagined as a stoner band. No, I don't mean they sound like the Screaming Trees. ... : www.myspace.com/deadconfederate Tracklist: 1. Heavy Petting 2. The Rat 3. Goner 4. It Was A Rose 5. Yer Circus 6. All The Angels 7. Start Me Laughing 8. The News Underneath 9. Flesh Colored Canvas 10. Wrecking ...